deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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mgsolid:

mgsolid:

HOLY SHIT I FORGOT THE FRIES IN THE OVEN HOLY SHIT

imageMY FRIES

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aquus:

wow that was gay im going to google pictures of footballs for a minute

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britishprostitute:

jerkidiot:

do british prostitutes charge by the pound

Yes.

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  • my friend: i met a guy
  • me: i just started a new tv show

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teagangiffin:

life is short and weird and it’s important to tell people how you really feel about them

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mindoftheunkind:

muggleland:

do you ever do that thing in class where you notice you’ve stopped paying attention so you try to focus but then you’re focused so hard on trying to focus that you’re still not paying attention to what they’re saying

Omg it’s in words

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intractably:

*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0

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jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

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shouldnt:

what people think tumblr is: cat gifs + porn

what tumblr actually is: cat gifs + porn

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takeyou:

you guys must think very little of teenage girls if you think they’re gonna start romanticizing abusive relationships because of a book series

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deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

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