• teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
  • me: yeh
  • friend: what r we supposed to be doin
  • me: lol idk

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that girl u just called fat? that’s a plant. u need glasses

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my chemistry teacher calls babies “fresh humans”

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garylevy:

once Nicole leaves the only thing that will save the show is if it shows a 59 minute jury segment every episode.

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notstarling:

having a friend that’s significantly younger than you

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dads are either too nice or assholes there is no in between

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catch me at the age of 80 bloggin bout bingo

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*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

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team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

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officialspaghetti:

FACT OF THE DAY: president obama does not have a plan in case the fire nation attacks

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girls who can run in heels should be feared

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